crabparty:

my brother had a dream he spent 20 dollars on a hotdog and he woke up screaming

(via seedy)


muggleland:

i love the sense of community in the classroom when you all know you failed the test

(via seedy)


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sadsk8r:

doctors: why are all your bones broken
me: totally gnarly kick flip
doctors: fucking savage bro

(via seedy)


cosmicspread:

my ultimate goal is to be at peace with myself, eliminate toxic feelings and elements and energies from my life, unlearn negative and harmful practices and thought patterns, stop checking for people that don’t check for me, create a space for myself that is nurturing for growth so that i may generate loving energy for myself and for others, nourish my spirit and balance my energies, i have big dreams and i deserve to live a life i love and let that love radiate

(via crystallized-teardrops)


She may have looked normal on the outside, but once you’d seen her handwriting you knew she was deliciously complicated inside.
Jeffrey Eugenides, The Marriage Plot (via feellng)

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du4ne:

me liking your selfie could either mean “that’s a nice picture friend” or “i want to bend you over a table” but you’ll never know

(via crystallized-teardrops)


jesuschristvevo:

im not racist i love jack black

(via seedy)


ravioligarchy:

that girl u just called fat? that’s a plant. u need glasses

(via crystallized-teardrops)


laptopped:

"you’re all posers" i say to the models. they are very good at their job

(via seedy)