shisno:

foxyplaydate:

cheekily:

christmastree-cake:

seashellies:

purrityring:

momofficial:

SNAILS EAT WORMS

why yes they do

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and it’s fucking terrifying

I could have gone the rest of my life without seeing that.

I had a snail phase at one point

Ñ̷̡̰͖͖́́́O̸͓̻̝̙͋́̀͂O̶̠̫͍̩̓͊̔̋T̶̳̱͖̞̾̈̀̋ ̵̛̗̗͍̩̀̈́̔N̴̢̙̟͚̍͋͋̕O̸̡̳̤͖͒͒̀͂O̴̙͙̤͓̒̐̌̊T̷̹̙͎͖̆͗͗̿

WHAT

I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS

(via spoken-not-written)


harryedward:

“who could scroll past this” me

(via spoken-not-written)


yourbones:

somegirlnamedkaitlyn:

My dog understands the word “No,” so how are you going to tell me teenage boys don’t know the difference between rape and consent?

Nailed it.

(via atablinkofaneye)


me: is it weird to talk to yourself?
me: no

stays3venteen:

TELL YOUR BOYFRIEND

IF HE SAYS HE’S GOT BEEF

THAT I’M A VEGETARIAN

  • AND
  • I
  • AINT
  • FUCKING
  • SCARED
  • OF 
  • HIM

(via betterneverstops)


jaclcfrost:

if you ever think my shorts are “too short” i want you to consider the following

  • they are called “shorts”
  • i look great

(via lamebones)


spacemohawks:

This cat is cuter than I will ever be

(via survivingtheplague)


nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

when you make a joke and someone tells you “that’s not very nice”

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(via betterneverstops)


thirstfollower:

I’m really good at breakdancing I’ve broken 36 vases, 20 tables, and 27 chairs

(via pemsylvania)


harmoniaz:

fledge:

dogs arent that great

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(via seedy)