catesstrophe:

today a dude slammed my finger on accident because he was closing a metal drawer i had my fingers in and i was on drive through and i literally screamed into the headset and the lady just kept ordering her drink as i was trying to hush down three different LOUD MEN SAYING “OH MY GOD WHAT DID HE DO TO YOUR HAND”

she just kept going 

i screamed into a headset and she just kept going

(via survivingtheplague)


ggaga:

i cant believe they named an entire dog breed after pitbull

(via crystallized-teardrops)


Q
name all the members of one direction
Anonymous
A

thechamberofsecrets:

Nick, Joe, and Kevin


shutupaubrey:

do you ever see a picture of someone with a body like yours and you’re momentarily comforted like they look pretty good…i probably look good too

(via survivingtheplague)


thebrotherswinchester:

you know what constantly blew my mind as a child

in movies when a character is looking straight into their reflection in a mirror

like

how does the camera not show up in the mirror

actually never mind about the whole “as a child” business i still haven’t figured this shit out

(via survivingtheplague)


oreoofficial:

healthy snack in under 1 minute!

  1. buy organic apple
  2. take “organic” sticker off of apple
  3. throw out apple
  4. place sticker on box of oreo™ cookies

(via jonasbrothers)



hotsingledads:

what do you mean im still fat i did a sit up 3 years ago

(via crystallized-teardrops)


proportioned-prospitians:

I like my men like I like my maple syrup 

image

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